Yeah… My first entry of the week was directed at someone specific. GAWD. I’m harmless except for when I’m not…
So Monday I’m doing my regular Monday Night Martinis with DC and KC. We rotate who cooks, drink all kinds of booze, watch Heroes on TV (my lust has changed characters this year. Can you guess who?), and uphold the “sex talk every 7 minutes minimum” in a family dome of silence.
This particular night was RC’s b-day and he was cooking (nice guy) and EM was over eating with us. I was in A LOT of discomfort. I thought I’d been constipated for over a week. Except that I was shitting reguarily. By the end of the night I was on the floor writhing in pain. EM and DC took me to emergency. Apparently I has ovarian cysts. Two days later they determined that they didn’t need to do emergency surgery and I was sent home with an appointment with my surgeon from the fall and instructions to PRN my leftover meds from my surgery last year. BLEAH.
Got on a plane Thursday and headed to Edmonton for Lupercalia. It was AWESOME. Not the conference… my sessions facilitated by Master Skip and slave Rick. Major break through around M/s for me.
Anyways… details of my adventure twittered for your voyeuristic pleasure. I’ll blog my session experiences (maybe) another time.
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