Humour: The lazy haughty submissive

I found this on a forum I belong to: Dark Connections, which is an online Yahoo group for Black and PoC practitioners of BDSM and their allies. A lot of folks here attend the Annual Black Beat Conference every year.

Anyways… this is particularly timely given some of the conversations I’ve been having lately…

Ma’am, i wish to submit to you…

because just saying i am submitting should be enough for you…

i have these really big set of ideals as they should all apply to me,but if they aren’t met

i will coast thru my submission begrudgingly..

i will seek all of your praise and approval and do none of the work

and if i don’t get them my feelings get hurt…

you OWE me because i said i submitted,and now i want you to be totally committed..

in stroking my ego to make me feel good…

never mind i will not crawl to you like a dedicated sub would…

No..i do not have an understanding that at times i will be used solely for your pleasure

because i happen to believe my submission is a treasure..

i want to be recognized and i’ll make sure i get that…but don’t count on getting anything back…

i am the lazy ,haughty submissive and i am this way shamelessly…

and now i shall walk this journey aimlessly….searching for ways to make you bend..

oblivious that i am hurting myself in the end….

i am the lazy,haughty submissive…