My Phone

Meet my phone. It’s out of focus, but **shrug** that’s what you get when you steal images of out-dated technology off the web. It probably weighs a 1/4 of a pound and in at least one inch thick and 1.5 inches wide and about 6 inches long. I hold the battery on with an elastic, the paint is chipping off, the antennae is kinda fucked up, but the screen is almost completely free of any scratches.

My phone is almost ten years old.

So I can receive text messages, but there is no function on my phone which will allow me to send. I don’t text. I KNOW! How shocking. There’s no video, music, camera, email, spreadsheet, etc either. It doesn’t flip or fold or snap. It has ONE ring tone for everyone and it ain’t something from the soundtrack of my life either.  It really is JUST.A.PHONE.

How many phones have you owned in the last 10 years. What did you do with the old ones?