Christian Hanky Codes

March 9, 2008 – 8:06 am

Really? I mean… Really?

http://www.jesus21.com/content/sex/index.php?s=hankies

QUOTE:

In 1208 Christian armed forces attacked the town of Beziers, France slaughtering 20,000 men, women and children accused of heresy. When the commanding legate, Arnaud, was asked how to tell the heretics from the believers he answered, ‘Kill them all, let God sort them out.’ (1)

Today, as Christians migrate between boutique doctrines, sampling myriad designer beliefs it’s even MORE important to quickly discern the fiber of another’s faith. Borrowing, yet again, from the queer community we offer the following hanky code. This way you won’t accidently pray with the ‘wrong kind of people’ at the next PromiseKeeper’s Event.

Wear the appropriate hankies in either your left or right back pant’s pocket depending on your beliefs.

O….K…….

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