Fierce Fantasies of the unusual kind

August 30, 2006 – 9:37 pm

I have this strange little fantasy. Well two actually.

1) I want to drop kick a pigeon. Or kick it like a football player. Ya know? A ball of feathers up and out. Don’t give me a hard time about it. It’s something that has been with me since I was a preteen.

2) I have always wanted to trim a hedge. No. Really. And Edwards Scissorhands made that yearning even worse. Really. This too has been with me since before I was a preteen.

So. if you get that chainsaw. I’d be really, really happy if I could get an invite and an opportunity to wield the saw a bit.

I think my clit just twitched.

Weird, eh?

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